February 2012
I have no money and I’ve lost a follower, yay
Apparently I’m a dickhead because I am me.
:)
I got my anniversary card 16 days late hahaha
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when you find a perfectly clean sock with ‘glue’ on it so you ask “why is there glue on my sock?” and the response you get is
“don’t touch it, I think it’s my jizz. that’s my sock”
well turns out it’s not your sock and it’s MY clean sock you spunked on.
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages: Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog.
More hilarious gifs here!!
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I can play Barracuda really well on guitar.
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st replied to your post: st replied to your post: Today was so annoying…
Aww, love. Ditto bloody Ditto. Our meetups make me happy too. X
Take note, supposed friends. This man makes a bloody effort to see me at fucking work! Learn from him.
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st replied to your post: Today was so annoying right there was this lady…
Awww, love. Bloody lovely to see you. X
Oh my god seriously even her boyfriend was like “let’s leave her to eat and get back to work, let’s go home” and she was just like OKAY THEY EAT THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS. Also she was wearing a thong and her pants were loose and let’s just...
Today was so annoying right there was this lady (really nice but complete bunny cuddler) that was giving us her two guinea pigs to look after for a little while. I was meant to meet Steve at 1. The bitch turns up AT 1. Then proceeds to talk for half an hour about two guinea pigs going in with our four harmless rabbits. She stayed there. Watching. Trying to coax them out. For half an hour. Then the...
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st replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: mrmozza st …
All Is Right In The Universe. 2nd place? Blimey I need to work harder.
It’s not you it’s me </3 Morris and I converse a lot via Tumblr so that might be why he’s first
Gradually getting back to brunette I look so grimey with ginger hair and 2 inch roots.
Watchpromo4homo:
nuggits2:
fuks:
holy fuck
bitch get off my Chevrolet
this is why you dont park in the ghetto